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CTBC Financial Holding Co., Ltd. founded by Jeffrey Koo Sr., the third-generation of the Koo Family. Originally under the Koos Group, CTBC Financial Holding is a holding company principally engaged in the finance industry through its eight major subsidiaries. As of 2024, the company reported total assets of $270 billion.
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